The NumisRap: by Coinfodder
This is the NumisRap. This was put together in about 10 minutes. There is no rhyme. This is a song how a man so pissed at the US mint packs up his car and goes shopping at coin stores all over the United States.
Hey yo, man! What up today? (rif music starts)
They see me buyin
They hatin
They known i been buyin dirty
buyin dirty
buyin dirty
Mint thinks they can see me gleam
Privy mark ain't so easy to be seen
When they see me buy they can feel the dough
And proof's shine on the obverse and reverse on the other
Ridin with a new chick, she like "hold up"
Next to the comput-tah is a credit card and my coin
turn my success into a lag-ga
Bro you ain't know, I'm crazy like David Ryder
Just tryin to buy, ain't tryin to have no cows
Computer fresh as heck so I pull in commems
mint on marketplace and you know they hate me
lag turned all the way up to the recapchta
I can speak for some numas tryin' to get them some
but we packin up and goin
and will have a Ryder locked up in the permanent
Retirement home, i'm headed on
Def Lepard on and driving slow
hittin robinson's like hittin dough
Mints gotta stop pollutin
overcharge numas like who is that buyin?
this is the way to go when we out in crusin
got shops in every city except Newnan, but im still cruisin
They see me buyin
They hatin
They known i been buyin dirty
buyin dirty
buyin dirty
thanks people
good lord
NOTE: edited for the obvious (cursing, slurs deleted from original lyrics, etc.)
Please ask Numimaster (Preston) for link. I have been providing the editing Link.
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We've been through this such a long long time
Just tryin' to kill the pain, ooh yeah
Love is always coming, love is always going
No one's really sure who's lettin' go today
Walking away
If we could take the time to lay it on the line
I could rest my head just knowin' that you were mine
All mine
So if you want to love me then darlin' don't refrain
Or I'll just end up walkin' in the cold..
Comments
Long Beard
Level 5
Privy. Also the name once used by the old timers for an outhouse. How fitting.
CheerioCoins
Level 5
Nice rap! Thanks fir sharing!
Kepi
Level 6
Not really into rap around here. Thanks for the blog though! ; )
It's Mokie
Level 6
Give me some James Taylor and Linda Ronstadt and I be a happy camper, can't get into rap, too old I think.
Long Beard
Level 5
YES on the James Taylor. Van Morrison as well.
Longstrider
Level 6
Well, not my genre. Guns and Roses November rain or something like that.
I. R. Bama
Level 5
That looks like Uga when he's mad!
Kepi
Level 6
Who's Uga? ; )
Golfer
Level 5
Excellent! Very nice.
Mike
Level 7
Nice I would stay with collecting!! Guns and Roses